Breakups: How to Get Your EX Back

People were not content with just getting over their ex's after breaking up. Some people even had the audacity to pose the question, "Instead of getting over my ex, how can I get my ex back?" Pretentious. Preposterous. Poo-poo, I dare say. Well, kind sirs or madams, this which you propose is not a feat for the faint hearted but instead will require extraordinary dexterity. Much more than just your typical ambi-dexterity might I add. No, in fact, this feat requires much more than just

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